As this young lass from Dutch country learned.
Apparently the men in blue of NYC think that a woman wearing a skirt is a danger to others and could warrant a ticket if they go about looking too good.
I have to side with the officer on this one. We should have a standard in which bicyclists present themselves. However it should be based not on simply good looks but looking good in general and with some style. To start with we need to establish a baseline:
Going from here we can take a sampling of todays bikers and see if they're ticketable.
Goofy looking - ticket
Ass holes - ticket
Riding a clown bike without a clown costume - ticket
CAT-0 - ticket
Not enough threads. Ticket.